SUMMON THE HUNTER
There are several reasons humans attempt to summon Atlas.
Speaking. Workshops. Interviews. Media. Permissions.
Strange but potentially interesting propositions.
To keep everybody from wandering into the wrong fucking swamp, choose the door that best matches WTF you're trying to do.
Looking for personal field equipment? That's the Shoppe.
Found something Atlas should investigate? That's a Field Report.
Everybody else: proceed to the Flabels™.
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WTF IS A FLABEL™?
Flabel™ = a label for the fucking thing underneath the label.
Humans are very good at giving arrangements respectable names.
Speaking engagement.
Exciting opportunity.
Professional use.
Collaboration.
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Sometimes the label tells you what something is called without telling you WTF you're actually signing up for.
HUMANING FACTS™ Flabels expose more of the whole transaction: what goes in, what gets carried, what gets left out, where the costs land, and what the respectable label may have neglected to fucking mention.
Same human reality. Different label.
Question. Understand. Unfuck. Proceed.™
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🎙 INVITE ATLAS TO SPEAK
INVITE ATLASConferences, associations, summits, keynotes, panels and other in-person gatherings of humans.
The Crock of Bullshit Hunter delivers practical, irreverent talks about the machinery humans keep mistaking for normal.
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🎧 INVITE ATLAS TO A CONVERSATION
REQUEST AN INTERVIEWPodcasts, interviews, broadcasts, livestreams and other recorded conversations.
Want to talk about human fuckery, hidden costs, Folkemetry, systems, agency, WTFs, Crocs, Crocks, or whatever Atlas has been investigating lately?
Start here.
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🐊 BRING THE HUNTER TO YOUR PEOPLE
BRING THE HUNTERTeams, organizations, associations and communities with a particular piece of human fuckery worth investigating.
Atlas brings an existing investigation, workshop or Crock territory into your gathering.
- Not generic motivation.
- Not a resilience lecture.
- Not organizational absolution with a fucking worksheet.HONEY, YOU’RE LUNCH MONEY™
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🧭 SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
PITCH THE WEIRD THINGHave an opportunity, collaboration or proposition that doesn't fit any of the above?
Well. Humans remain difficult to categorize. Weird ass human shit is a feature.
Tell Atlas what shit you've got.