THE CROCK OF BULLSHIT HUNTER™ FIELD JOURNAL

For documenting suspicious shit in its natural habitat. Every investigation has to start somewhere.

Usually with: Huh.
Followed shortly thereafter by: Wait a fucking minute.

The Crock of Bullshit Hunter™ Field Journal is for capturing observations, questions, contradictions, WTFs, Croc sightings, things that don't fucking add up, and whatever other evidence wanders across your path before your human conveniently turns it into a tidy fucking story. The Atlas Scribe Compass™ marks the front. The Crock of Bullshit Hunter™ is lurking on the back.

Orient first. Investigate accordingly.

FIELD EQUIPMENT INCLUDES

• 150 lined pages (75 sheets) for field notes, observations, questions, maps, hypotheses, lists, diagrams, receipts, and increasingly aggressive question marks.
  
• Matte hardcover for accompanying you through ordinary human fuckery.
  
• Tearable pages for occasions when a piece of evidence needs to leave the fucking notebook.
  

Recommended Use: Write down what you actually observed before interpretation, assumption, hindsight, and everybody's internal storytelling department get involved.

Not Recommended For: Recording assumptions as facts and then citing yourself as the source.

Possible Side Effects: Better questions. Pattern detection. Uncomfortable receipts. Discovery of Crocs previously classified as “that's just how things work.”

Question. Understand. Unfuck. Proceed.™

See something. Write the fucking thing down.


• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets): lined, white-colored, uncoated
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Atlas Scribe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.