THE ATLAS SCRIBE COMPASS™ FIELD HAT

For humans who could use a fucking orientation point attached directly to their head.

Maps get lost. Phones die. Humans become distracted. The Atlas Scribe Compass™ Field Hat offers no GPS functionality whatsoever.

What it does provide is a portable reminder to observe the terrain, question the map, figure out WTF you're actually dealing with, and retain possession of your own fucking wheel.

Featuring The Atlas Scribe Compass™ on a classic dad hat, because apparently orientation equipment can also keep the sun out of your eyes. Available in field tan and expedition white.

FIELD NOTES

• Classic adjustable dad hat featuring The Atlas Scribe Compass™.
  
• Suitable for actual fields, metaphorical fields, questionable expeditions, Croc sightings, coffee runs, airport wandering, outdoor investigations, and ordinary humaning.

Recommended Use: When heading somewhere without pretending you know exactly WTF you're going to find.

Not Recommended For: Treating the Compass as an instruction to go north. That's not what the fucking thing means.

Possible Side Effects: Increased orientation. Suspicious observation. Sudden detours. Looking like you may know where you're going despite inconclusive evidence.

Question. Understand. Unfuck. Proceed.™

Sometimes the field equipment is a map. Sometimes you fucking wear it on your head.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Atlas Scribe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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