Official Citizen of The Fuckery™ | Governmental Seal Coffee Mug

OFFICIAL CITIZEN OF THE FUCKERY

You didn't apply. You weren't consulted. You're already a citizen.

Congratulations. Your citizenship in The Fuckery Governmental™ has been acknowledged.

No application was submitted. No consent was obtained. No opt-out is available.

But at least you can have coffee.

Featuring the official lantern-and-laurel seal of The Fuckery Governmental™, this ceramic mug brings a little institutional dignity to the daily administrative catastrophe of being human.

The rich oxblood, antique-gold, and parchment-inspired seal looks appropriately governmental—until somebody notices exactly which government you're representing.

Perfect for:
- Morning briefings on the latest human bullshit.
- Offices where the bureaucracy is the problem.
- Coffee drinkers who never consented to any of this.
- Proud, reluctant, and thoroughly involuntary citizens of The Fuckery.

Product details
- White ceramic mug
- Official Governmental lantern seal
- Available in three sizes
- Printed on demand
- A fine vessel for coffee, tea, and bureaucratic disillusionment

THE FUCKERY GOVERNMENTAL™
Because the government is fucking mental.

IN ABSURDITY WE TRUST.

Official-looking merchandise from a completely fictional government. Citizenship is satirical. The coffee is real.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!