THE ATLAS SCRIBE™ FIELD TOTE

For the shit you chose to carry. Humans carry things. Some of it is necessary. Some of it is useful. Some of it somehow became our fucking responsibility six years ago and nobody has revisited the arrangement since.

This bag cannot help with the third category. But it can carry your actual shit.

The Atlas Scribe Compass™ marks the outside—a reminder to orient yourself while hauling whatever the terrain requires. And tucked onto the inside pocket is The Crock of Bullshit Hunter™. Because apparently even the fucking tote knows that what you're carrying occasionally deserves investigation.

FIELD EQUIPMENT INCLUDES

• Large, durable tote made from 100% polyester with comfortable cotton webbing handles.
  
• Carries up to 44 lbs (20 kg), with a large interior pocket for smaller shit you'd prefer not to excavate the entire bag to find.
  

Exterior Marking: The Atlas Scribe Compass™

Interior Pocket: The Crock of Bullshit Hunter™ — investigating the contents without authorization.

Recommended Use: Books. Field journals. Groceries. Travel shit. Beach shit. Work shit. Other shit requiring transportation.

Not Recommended For: Automatically accepting metaphorical baggage merely because someone handed it to you.

Possible Side Effects: Sudden curiosity about who packed the fucking bag.

Question. Understand. Unfuck. Proceed.™

Carry accordingly.

• 100% polyester
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Large inside pocket
• Comfortable cotton webbing handles
• Vibrant colors that won't fade
• Available in one size

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Atlas Scribe and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.