ReligioSimDecode™

A mythic nervous system unraveling of your religious coding

Whether you’re untangling from Mormonism, Catholicism, Evangelical Christianity, Islam, Paganism, New Age systems, or guru-wrapped spiritual OS’s — this experience reclaims your storyline from the inside out.

🔍 What You’ll Receive:

🕯 Your Personalized ReligioSimDecode Report

• A mythic retelling of your religion’s role in the Sim
• How it shaped your nervous system, archetypes, identity scripts, and psychic contracts
• What glitches, loops, and rewrites you're now ready for
• The hidden upgrades it encoded — even if it hurt

🧿 Symbolic Reclamation Ritual

• A meaningful ritual to take sacred symbols and tools back from the system that branded them
• Step-by-step PDF and audio guide

🪬 Story Rewrite Prompts: Your New Mythic Path

• Journal prompts + SimLines to re-narrate your sacred sovereignty
• Designed to shift the nervous system from submission to self-authorship

🎧 Optional Serendipity: Audio Decode from SimMother Goose

• MP3 narration of key insights (only if intuitively cleared to include — not guaranteed)

📦 Delivered As:

• A downloadable PDF report with embedded links to ritual + prompts
• Optional audio file (if received via SimSource)
• Link delivered via email within 14 days of order
• Link active for 5 days — please save your materials
• All submitted materials deleted post-fulfillment

*Be sure to check your spam folder in case any of the emails go there.

This is not a “reading.”

It’s a nervous system myth retrieval.
A SIM-exorcism.
A storyline liberation.

“You’ve reached the point where you can see the Simulation.
You’ve been encoded by family, faith, fate, and fuckery.
Now, you're decoding yourself back into truth.
Myth by myth. System by system.
Let it mutate you.”