ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ PDF

Department of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign 001

The Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern:

Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades.

The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether those inspections have been completed.

Accordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.

Featuring Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial public-safety poster reminds personnel that:

• Human Weather is inevitable.
• Receipts are inevitable.
• The wolf will huff.
• The wolf will puff.
• The inspection is not optional.

Inspired by classic public-safety campaigns, the poster combines satire, nervous-system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and neurohouse inspection principles into one field-ready reminder for your personal environment.

Recommended For

• Casualties
• Recruits
• NeuroCadets
• Stýrimaðrs
• Generals
• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation
• Humans who believe ignoring the gauges constitutes preventative maintenance

Department Reminder

Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection.

Inspect accordingly.

Digital Download — $6.99

• One print-ready PDF
• Single dimension: 8 × 11 inches
• Digital product only
• No physical poster included

Licensed for individual personal use only. No professional, organizational, instructional, client-facing, therapeutic, coaching, resale, or commercial use.

FOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY

Department of Human Weather
Making the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™

Disclaimer: The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. Human Weather, receipts, neurohouses, boundary erosion, and F.U.B.A.R. incidents remain ongoing. Further observation is encouraged.