{"product_id":"official-citizen-of-the-fuckery™-governmental-seal-coffee-mug","title":"Official Citizen of The Fuckery™ | Governmental Seal Coffee Mug","description":"OFFICIAL CITIZEN OF THE FUCKERY\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou didn't apply. You weren't consulted. You're already a citizen.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCongratulations. Your citizenship in The Fuckery Governmental™ has been acknowledged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo application was submitted. No consent was obtained. No opt-out is available.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBut at least you can have coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing the official lantern-and-laurel seal of The Fuckery Governmental™, this ceramic mug brings a little institutional dignity to the daily administrative catastrophe of being human.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe rich oxblood, antique-gold, and parchment-inspired seal looks appropriately governmental—until somebody notices exactly which government you're representing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Morning briefings on the latest human bullshit.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Offices where the bureaucracy is the problem.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Coffee drinkers who never consented to any of this.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Proud, reluctant, and thoroughly involuntary citizens of The Fuckery.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct details\u003cbr\u003e\n- White ceramic mug\u003cbr\u003e\n- Official Governmental lantern seal\u003cbr\u003e\n- Available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e\n- Printed on demand\u003cbr\u003e\n- A fine vessel for coffee, tea, and bureaucratic disillusionment\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTHE FUCKERY GOVERNMENTAL™\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause the government is fucking mental.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIN ABSURDITY WE TRUST.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOfficial-looking merchandise from a completely fictional government. Citizenship is satirical. The coffee is real.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":67723900420141,"sku":"7613958_1320","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":67723900452909,"sku":"7613958_4830","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":67723900485677,"sku":"7613958_16586","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-6adbc4e300584.jpg?v=1792787715","url":"https:\/\/theatlasscribe.com\/products\/official-citizen-of-the-fuckery%e2%84%a2-governmental-seal-coffee-mug","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}