{"product_id":"sacred-cow-menu-field-guide","title":"SACRED COW MENU \u0026 FIELD GUIDE","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Non-USDA Guide to Grilling the Models Humans Forgot Were Models\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart menu. Part instructional guide. Part epistemology field manual.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSacred Cow BBQ \u0026amp; Roadhouse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, WTF University’s campus watering hole and suspiciously functional epistemology department.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumans make models about everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelationships. Spirituality. Success. Productivity. Psychology. Science. Culture. Identity. Ancient wisdom. Modern wisdom. Other humans. Themselves. Why Gerald keeps marking everything \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eURGENT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome models are useful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome are outdated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome contain a damn good observation wrapped in a questionable explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd some are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNon-USDA Artisanal Bullshit™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that has been lovingly passed down for generations without anybody stopping to inspect the ingredients.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s what this field guide is for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSacred Cow Menu \u0026amp; Field Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gives you a practical—and profoundly unserious-looking—way to inspect the models shaping how you understand yourself, other humans, and the world around you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside the Roadhouse, you’ll learn how to separate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhat was observed from what was assumed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, distinguish \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esignal from model from story from action\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, trace where a belief or explanation came from, examine possible mechanisms, preserve genuine uncertainty, and determine what—if anything—is still useful after the cow has been thoroughly grilled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn the Menu\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Roadhouse’s finest varieties of bullshit, including \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtisanal Bullshit™, Heritage Bullshit™, Industrial Bullshit™, Evidence-Flavored Bullshit™, Algorithmically Enhanced Bullshit™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and the remarkably resilient \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRegenerative Bullshit™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen put your own cows through the smoker using practical field tools including the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSacred Cow Inspection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReality Veto Test\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eObserved \/ Assumed \/ Inferred \/ Unknown Field Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSignal ≠ Model ≠ Story ≠ Action Field Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild Your Own Bullshit Platter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoupling Configuration Audit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuck-if-I-Know Zone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBo’s Bar Napkin Test\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ll also take brief detours through \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModeling Mania, Nested Fucking Around, Folkemetry, relationships, spirituality, science, and model failure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—because apparently humans have been extremely productive in the bullshit department.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Point Is Not to Stop Believing Shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Roadhouse isn't here to replace your existing beliefs with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e beliefs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat would just be opening another fucking cow farm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's here to help you ask better questions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat actually 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