{"product_id":"only-you-can-prevent-f-u-b-a-r-™-poster","title":"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™ Poster","description":"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT F.U.B.A.R.™\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDepartment of Human Weather Public Safety Campaign Poster\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Department of Human Weather has observed a recurring pattern: Many personnel continue occupying neurohouses that have not been inspected in years. In some cases, decades. The Department has further observed that Human Weather remains largely indifferent to whether inspections have been completed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAccordingly, Public Safety Campaign 001 was authorized.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing Corporal Raven of the DHW Observation Division, this officially unofficial Department poster serves as a reminder that:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Human Weather is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Receipts are inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The wolf will huff.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The wolf will puff.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The inspection is not optional.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInspired by classic public safety campaigns, this poster combines satire, nervous system literacy, Human Weather concepts, and Neurohouse inspection principles into a field-ready reminder for homes, offices, classrooms, therapy spaces, coaching practices, organizations, and other environments where humans continue humaning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRecommended for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Casualties\u003cbr\u003e\n• Recruits\u003cbr\u003e\n• NeuroCadets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stýrimaðrs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Generals\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone currently experiencing a shituation\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDepartment Reminder: Failure to inspect your neurohouse does not exempt your neurohouse from inspection. Inspect accordingly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFOR OFFICIAL HUMAN USE ONLY.\u003cbr\u003e\n---\u003cbr\u003e\nDepartment of Human Weather\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking the Invisible Shit Visible Since Humans Started Humaning™\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The Department of Human Weather is a fictional educational organization. Human Weather, receipts, neurohouses, boundary erosion, and F.U.B.A.R. incidents remain ongoing. Further observation is encouraged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. \u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Opacity: 94%\u003cbr\u003e\n• ISO brightness: 104%\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper is sourced from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eSimverseOS\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003esee EU representative information\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"11″×14″","offer_id":66834153439277,"sku":"8296884_14125","price":26.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″×20″","offer_id":66834153472045,"sku":"8296884_3877","price":30.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"20″×24″","offer_id":66834153504813,"sku":"8296884_48497","price":35.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-20x24-front-6a259f48b9085.jpg?v=1780850735","url":"https:\/\/theatlasscribe.com\/en-ie\/products\/only-you-can-prevent-f-u-b-a-r-%e2%84%a2-poster","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}