{"product_id":"the-atlas-scribe-compass™-dad-field-hat","title":"THE ATLAS SCRIBE COMPASS™ FIELD HAT","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor humans who could use a fucking orientation point attached directly to their head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaps get lost. Phones die. Humans become distracted. The Atlas Scribe Compass™ Field Hat offers no GPS functionality whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat it does provide is a portable reminder to observe the terrain, question the map, figure out WTF you're actually dealing with, and retain possession of your own fucking wheel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing The Atlas Scribe Compass™ on a classic dad hat, because apparently orientation equipment can also keep the sun out of your eyes. Available in field tan and expedition white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIELD NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic adjustable dad hat featuring The Atlas Scribe Compass™.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for actual fields, metaphorical fields, questionable expeditions, Croc sightings, coffee runs, airport wandering, outdoor investigations, and ordinary humaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e When heading somewhere without pretending you know exactly WTF you're going to find.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For: \u003c\/strong\u003eTreating the Compass as an instruction to go north. That's not what the fucking thing means.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePossible Side Effects: \u003c\/strong\u003eIncreased orientation. Suspicious observation. Sudden detours. Looking like you may know where you're going despite inconclusive evidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion. Understand. Unfuck. Proceed.™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the field equipment is a map. Sometimes you fucking wear it on your head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eThe Atlas Scribe\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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