{"product_id":"fuel-for-further-fuckery-black-glossy-mug","title":"Fuel for Further Fuckery — Black Glossy Mug","description":"Because human fuckery requires adequate fueling.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nResearch doesn't conduct itself. Bullshit doesn't investigate itself. And Professor Atlas Scribe certainly isn't examining the human condition without a fucking beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the Fuel for Further Fuckery Black Mug, featuring bold, gold lettering on a classic black backdrop. An essential piece of academic equipment for anyone conducting independent research into the ongoing absurdity of human existence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for morning coffee, afternoon tea, late-night intellectual rabbit holes, or whatever keeps your particular brand of fuckery operational.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRecommended for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nScholars of Applied Human Fuckery\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessional overthinkers and recreational bullshit detectors\u003cbr\u003e\nCreators, writers, researchers, and habitual questioners\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone whose first thought in the morning is, \"What the fuck now?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOfficial WTFU Equipment Classification: Essential Research Fuel Delivery Vessel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAcademic Advisory: Contents may increase curiosity, sarcasm, and the likelihood of further investigations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWTF University — We don't make this shit up. Humanity provides the curriculum.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFuel responsibly. Fuckery is inevitable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eThe Atlas Scribe\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003esee EU representative information\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Atlas Scribe","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":67690832363565,"sku":"5722793_9323","price":29.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":67690832396333,"sku":"5722793_9324","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/8469\/0733\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-6ad2d940d733a.jpg?v=1792203105","url":"https:\/\/theatlasscribe.com\/en-ca\/products\/fuel-for-further-fuckery-black-glossy-mug","provider":"The Atlas Scribe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}