THE WTF UNIVERSITY · OFFICE OF INVOLUNTARY ACADEMIC PLACEMENT
The Hard Knocks Placement Exam
What the fuck have you been studying?
Life enrolled you. The coursework has been brutal. Let's figure out where to start investigating.
Not a personality test, diagnosis, or accredited examination. Your answers are not sent to us.
UNSOLICITED ENROLLMENT · 7 QUESTIONS
Ready to inspect the fuckery?
Choose the answer that best describes your current situation. If none fits, say so. You retain the wheel.
WTFU · UNOFFICIAL PLACEMENT RECORD
These are possible investigative starting points, not conclusions about you. Reality gets veto power.
None of this fits your particular brand of fuckery?
Fuck if we know is a valid data state. Tell Professor Atlas what the Shoppe doesn't stock yet.
Professor Atlas, Stock This Fucking Shelf ↗